Archive for June, 2009

South Korea sanctions DPRK firms

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Earlier this year the UN Security Council issued a Presidential Statement in response to the DPRK’s April rocket (missile) test. In the Presidential Statement, three North Korean firms were blacklisted–Korea Mining Development Trading Corporation, Tanchon Commercial Bank, and Korea Ryongbong General Corporation–all of whom are suspected of having ties with the North’s missile and nuclear programs.

According to Yonhap, the South Korean government has also blacklisted these firms, though no South Korean firms have realtions with any of them:

This is the first time that South Korea has imposed financial sanctions on a North Korean company in relation to Pyongyang’s ballistic activity, the ministry said.

The ministry said that it will consider taking additional measures if the U.N. comes up with separate actions against the North for conducting its second nuclear test on May 25.

Read the full sotry here:
Seoul slaps sanctions on N. Korean firms for missile test
Yonhap
Koh Byung-joon
6/9/2009

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US and UN responses to the DPRK’s nuclear test no.2

Monday, June 8th, 2009

UPDATE: In response to the resolution, the DPRK has made some serious threats.  According to the Telegraph:

A commentary in the North’s state-run Rodong Sinmun newspaper claimed the US had 1,000 nuclear weapons in South Korea ready to strike. 

Meanwhile, the Tongbil Sinbo newspaper said that North Korea is “completely within the range of US nuclear attack and the Korean peninsula is becoming an area where the chances of nuclear war are the highest in the world.” 

Over the weekend, North Korea angrily responded to fresh United Nations sanctions by threatening to build as many nuclear weapons as possible. 

Until now, it said, it had only reprocessed one-third of its spent fuel rods into weapons-grade plutonium. Analysts believe the rogue state could end up with enough plutonium to make eight to nine bombs. 

The rogue state also claimed to have a uranium-enrichment programme, the first time it has admitted to one. The claim is alarming, said Professor Yang Moo-Jin, of Seoul’s University of North Korean Studies. 

“The North has abundant natural uranium of good quality, which, if combined with technology and facilities, would result in a great nuclear arsenal,” he said.  

UPDATE:  The United Naitons Security Council (UNSC) has passed a new resolution in response to the DPRK’s second nuclear test.  Althought the text of the resolution has been posted to the UNSC web page (here), below are the economically significant excerpts (taken from Reuters).  The resolution…

1. Calls upon all States to inspect, in accordance with their national authorities and legislation, and consistent with international law, all cargo to and from the DPRK, in their territory, including seaports and airports, if the State concerned has information that provides reasonable grounds to believe the cargo contains items the supply, sale, transfer, or export of which is prohibited;

2. Calls upon all Member States to inspect vessels, with the consent of the flag State, on the high seas, if they have information that provides reasonable grounds to believe that the cargo of such vessels contains items the supply, sale, transfer, or export of which is prohibited;

3. Calls upon all States to cooperate with inspections pursuant to paragraphs 11 and 12, and, if the flag State does not consent to inspection on the high seas, decides that the flag State shall direct the vessel to proceed to an appropriate and convenient port for the required inspection by the local authorities pursuant to paragraph 11;

4. Decides that Member States shall prohibit the provision by their nationals or from their territory of bunkering services, such as provision of fuel or supplies, or other servicing of vessels, to DPRK vessels if they have information that provides reasonable grounds to believe they are carrying items the supply, sale, transfer, or export of which is prohibited … unless provision of such services is necessary for humanitarian purposes;

5. Calls upon Member States … to prevent the provision of financial services … that could contribute to the DPRK’s nuclear-related, ballistic missile-related, or other weapons of mass destruction-related programs or activities;

6. Calls upon all Member States and international financial and credit institutions not to enter into new commitments for grants, financial assistance, or concessional loans to the DPRK, except for humanitarian and developmental purposes;

7. Calls upon all Member States not to provide public financial support for trade with the DPRK … where such financial support could contribute to the DPRK’s nuclear-related or ballistic missile-related or other WMD-related programs or activities;

In the Washington Post, Marcus Noland asserts that this sanctions plan is “clever”. Instead of a “crime and punishment” approach to North Korea, he said, the proposed sanctions are “basically defensive,” relying on interdiction of ships and global financial restrictions. He also went on to say, “The North Koreans will be down to whatever China gives them and whatever they can get from their subterranean customers in the Middle East.”

The Washington Post also states:

But there is little chance that these tougher sanctions will limit the ability of Kim Jong Il’s government to profit from more conventional overseas trade, said Lim Eul-chul, a researcher who specializes in North Korean trade for the Seoul-based Institute for Far Eastern Studies.

“The sanctions will not have much effect on what North Korea trades with China,” he said.

North Korea consistently fails to grow enough food to feed its 23 million people, and its state-controlled economy is moribund, but it does have mineral resources that are coveted by many industrialized countries.

The estimated value of its reserves — including coal, iron ore, zinc, uranium and the world’s largest known deposit of magnesite, which is essential for making lightweight metal for airplanes and electronics — is more than $2 trillion, according to the Korea Chamber of Commerce and Industry.

The manufacturing boom in neighboring China has dovetailed with North Korea’s acute need for hard currency and has accelerated Chinese access to the North’s resources, according to Lim, Chinese mining experts and South Korean government officials. There is, however, a significant new wrinkle in the North’s trade with China, Lim said. “The military is taking control of export sales,” he said, citing informants inside North Korea.

Other branches of the North Korean government, such as the Workers’ Party and the cabinet, have been forced to relinquish their interest in these sales to the military, Lim said. The military has grabbed greater control of export revenue, he said, as it has provoked the outside world with missile launches and the nuclear test.

Based on the recent growth of North Korean-Chinese trade, Lim said he does not believe that China wants to “take any strong measures to crush the North Korean economy.”

An article in the New York Times expresses sckepticism that these new sanctions will deter North Korea’s nuclear ambitions:

This time, in addition to financial sanctions, the proposed Security Council resolution calls for a tighter arms embargo, possible interdiction of North Korean vessels. But most analysts say that none of the threats are large enough to stop a regime that sees nuclear weapons as the key to its survival, and that has endured decades of economic sanctions and hardships, including even starvation, rather than capitulate to outside pressure.

“These are people who didn’t flinch even when 2 million of their own people died of hunger,” said Lee Ji-sue, a North Korea specialist at Myongji University.

And that is assuming that the sanctions are fully enforced. While many of these same measures have been included in previous U.N. resolutions, nations like China and Russia were reluctant to enforce them to avoid antagonizing the North.

Critics and proponents alike agree that the linchpin in making any sanctions work is China, North Korea’s primary aid and trade partner. China shares an 850-mile border with North Korea, and its $2 billion annual trade with the North accounts for over 40 percent of Pyongyang’s entire external trade, according to South Korean government estimates. North Korea’s trade with China expanded by 23 percent just last year, the South Korean government said.

Both United States and South Korean officials fear that although Beijing was disappointed by the North’s continued tests, it remains reluctant to push too hard. They say China fears causing a collapse by the Pyongyang regime that could flood it with refugees and create a newly unified, pro-American Korea on its border.

Finally, The Economist weighs in with some critical analysis:

It is hard to envision that the new sanctions will bring North Korea back to the negotiating table. With few exceptions, previous rounds of economic sanctions have had little impact. In the present case, unanimity was achieved at the price of watering down the provisions that require other countries to search North Korean vessels. The final compromise—that North Korean ships are required to undergo searches but cannot be forced to do so—is hardly a recipe for effective enforcement.

As in the past, China—and Russia, to a lesser extent—may have supported the new sanctions primarily to send North Korea a message of unified international condemnation. But North Korea will hardly infer from the passage of a murkily worded, patchily enforced resolution that it has exhausted its ability to wring concessions from its neighbours and exploit their differences. Moreover, even if the new measures are consistently enforced, it’s not clear that punishments designed to put economic and diplomatic pressure on North Korea will change the regime’s behaviour. North Korea is already one of the most isolated and desperately poor countries in the world.

Divergent interests
A lasting solution to the North Korea problem will require more than just agreeing a common approach and collectively enforcing sanctions. The main problem is not just North Korea’s unpredictability, which is, after all, predictable. It is that there are also major differences between the various interested powers in terms of how they assess the threat and what they view as the optimal outcome.

Although China’s influence over North Korea is often overstated, China alone has the economic leverage to force the regime back to the bargaining table. China’s dilemma, however, is that there may be a fine line between the amount of pressure sufficient to force the stubborn regime to make concessions and the amount that would precipitate its collapse. The fall of the current regime would almost certainly result in a massive humanitarian crisis (more accurately, China would suddenly bear the brunt of the crisis already wracking its chronically famine-stricken neighbour). For China (and Russia) the collapse of North Korea would also be a big strategic setback. The bonds of communist solidarity may have faded since Mao Zedong sent hundreds of thousands of soldiers to fight US-led UN forces during the Korean war—but North Korea remains a buffer state, the loss of which could result in a united, US-allied Korean peninsula. 

Read the full articles below:
Key excerpts from U.N. North Korea resolution
Reuters
Claudia Parsons
6/12/2009

Value of N. Korea Sanctions Disputed
Washington Post
Blaine Harden
6/12/2009

Will sanctions ever work on North Korea?
New York Times
Martin Fackler and Choe Sang-hun
6/12/2009

Punishing North Korea
The Economist
6/17/2009

ORIGINAL POST: The DPRK has historically faced few substantive repercussions from its missile and nuclear tests due to roles that Russia and China occupy both in the UN Security Council and in their status as North Korea’s neighbors, trading partners, and investors. Russia is developing the DPRK’s Rason Port and seeks to build a natural gas pipeline through the DPRK to South KoreaChina is the DPRK’s largest trading partner. And of course, hundreds (maybe thousands?) of  North Koreans work in both China and Russia to earn foreign currency for their government.

So how have China and Russia responded to the most recent nuclear test and missile launches? China has issued some tough language condeming the test and supposedly canceled some cultural exchanges, and  Russian President Medviev has also expressed concern in the

Western business media:

We have always had good relations with the North Korean leadership. But what has happened raises great alarm and concern. I have had quite a number of telephone talks with the Prime Minister of Japan and the President of South Korea. We need to think about some measures to deter those programs that are being conducted. We hope the North Korean leadership will get back to the negotiating table, because there is no other solution to this problem. The world is so tiny—as we see from the economic problems common to all of us. But indeed, WMD development or [nuclear] proliferation is a danger that is even higher than that. I’m prepared to discuss this matter in more detail during our meeting with President Obama in Moscow in early July. And we’re going to discuss this in other forums also.

As the UN Security Council debates a resolution in response to the DPRK’s recent nuclear test and missile launches, China appears to be the DPRK’s strongest partner.  According to the New York Times:

Negotiations over toughening sanctions against North Korea in the wake of its underground nuclear test last month have stalled over the issue of inspecting cargo ships on the high seas, according to two Security Council diplomats. China has yet to sign off on the idea that North Korean vessels could be stopped and searched, the diplomats said. Ambassadors from the five permanent members of the Security Council — the United States, Russia, China, Britain and France — plus Japan and South Korea, locked in intensive bargaining sessions all week, have agreed on other issues, including widening an arms embargo and financial restrictions, the diplomats said. North Korea has declared cargo inspections an act of war.

So it looks like Russia is “ok” with searching the DPRK’s cargo ships?  That is surprising.

Aside from inspecting cargo ships, the US is pushing for the UNSC resolution to restrict the DPRK from the global financial system (a la Banco Delta Asia).  According to the Washington Post:

State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley confirmed yesterday that the United States was considering targeting North Korea’s access to financial markets. A draft of the resolution urges U.N. member states to cut loans, financial assistance and grants to North Korea and its suppliers for programs linked to its military program. The draft also expands an asset freeze and travel ban.

The Bush administration applied similar financial pressure in 2005, infuriating Pyongyang. Crowley noted that, during a tour of Asian capitals this week, Deputy Secretary of State James B. Steinberg was accompanied by Treasury Undersecretary Stuart A. Levey, the architect of the Bush-era sanctions.

“Obviously, Stuart Levey’s presence on this team would indicate that we’re . . . looking at other ways that we can bilaterally put pressure on North Korea to return to the negotiating process,” Crowley said.

Additionally, the Obama administration has signaled that it might take the advice of John Bolton, former President Bush’s UN ambassador.  According to the Washington Post:

The United States will consider reinstating North Korea to a list of state sponsors of terrorism, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said in an interview broadcast yesterday as the Obama administration looks for ways to ratchet up pressure on Pyongyang after recent nuclear and missile tests.

 “We’re going to look at it,” Clinton said on ABC’s “This Week” when asked about a letter last week from Republican senators demanding that North Korea be put back on the list. “There’s a process for it. Obviously we would want to see recent evidence of their support for international terrorism.” 

Secretary of State Clinton’s comment “we would want to see more evidence of their support for international terrorism” refers to a legal requirement for any nation to be added to the list.

Here is the press release on the nuclear test by the US Director of National Intelligence.

Read more here:
Medvedev’s Strong Words for North Korea
Business Week
Maria Bartiromo
6/3/2009

Talks on North Korea Sanctions Stall Over Inspections
New York Times
Neil MacFarquhar
6/5/2009

U.S. Pushes U.N. Draft on N. Korea
Washington Post
Colum Lynch and Glenn Kessler
6/6/2009

U.S. to Weigh Returning North Korea to Terror List
Washington Post
Peter Finn
6/8/2009

U.S. Weighs Intercepting North Korean Shipments
New York Times
David E. Sanger
7/7/2009

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Koryo Tours Newsletter (June 2009)

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Koryo Tours has been in the North Korea tour business for many years.  They have helped expand tourism in the DPRK and made three great documentaries in the country: The Game of Their Lives, A State of Mind, and Crossing the Line

They offer some interesting new information in their June newsletter:

1. Despite the recent nuclear test and missile launches it is still business as usual–and this is for tourist companies as well as for the various European Embassies in Pyongyang. Koryo has tourists going in almost every week and fully expect the Arirang Mass Games (info) to be going ahead from 10th August to the end of September and maybe into October, as previously confirmed. American tourists are welcomed during this time and tours are showing a high level of interest.

2. New tourism attractions:Koryo Tours has just made trips up and down the Taedong river in central Pyongyang available to tourists for the first time.  Several sizes and speeds of vessels are available for short jaunts in the city centre as well as longer cruises to the suburban scenic spot of Mangyongdae. They plan to add these trips to many of their tours.

3. Charity Projects: In addition to Koryo Tour’s long running relationships with the Rotarian Society and Love North Korean Children they have just launched an appeal to raise money for a couple of charitable projects in the DPRK, one to purchase the first ever shipment of Braille dictionaries for blind children, and one to buy playground equipment for orphanages. More details on these projects can be found on their website if you can help then please let them know.

4. Mt. Myohyang named UNESCO site: UNESCO recently awarded the Mt Myohyang area in the DPRK the status of Biosphere Reserve. The area is a sacred site as, according to legend, it was the home of King Tangun, forefather of the Korean people. The scenic mountainous area rises nearly 2,000 metres above sea level. Its spectacular rocks and cliffs provide a habitat for 30 endemic plant species; 16 plant species that are globally threatened and 12 animal species that are also endangered. A wide variety of medicinal herbs also grows in the site.  For tourists, it is well known for the International Friendship Exhibition which is a series of subterranean halls housing the gifts which were given to the 2 leaders by people from all over the world.

If you would like to receive the Koryo Tours newsletter, visit their home page and click on the newsletter link in the upper right corner of the page.

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2009 Inter-Korean cooperation fund largely untouched

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Institute for Far Eastern Studies (IFES)
NK Brief No. 09-6-4-1
6/4/2009

As inter-Korean relations continue to worsen, cooperative projects and humanitarian aid efforts have practically ground to a halt, leaving inter-Korean cooperation funds almost untouched.

According to the report “South-North Cooperation Fund Statistics” released by the Ministry of Unification on May 31, the South Korean government budgeted just over 1.508 trillion Won (1.2 billion USD) to fund inter-Korean cooperative projects in 2009, but as of the end of April, only 1.8 percent (26.919 billion Won) had been spent.

Some projects originally granted funds include financing for the construction of an East Sea line inter-Korean import facility and joint-use yard (8.795 billion Won); capital loans for Hyundai Asan economic cooperative projects (5.739 billion Won); NGO aid to the North, including nutritional supplements for children and soybean oil from the Catholic Seoul Archdiocese (2.933 billion Won); loans to cover expenses of the Kaesong Industrial Complex (KIC) Management Committee (2.08 billion Won); and the construction of a KIC General Support Center (2.444 billion Won).

Use of this fund has hit a low water mark, in part because 800 billion Won allocated for rice, fertilizer and other humanitarian aid has not been spent. A ministry official stated, “Rice and fertilizer aid can only proceed according to an agreement between North and South Korean officials following a request from North Korea, but this year, there was no request from North Korea, and therefore the amount of cooperative funding spent was low.

The South-North Cooperation Fund distributed 674.409 billion Won in 2005, 470.995 billion Won in 2006, 715.734 billion Won in 2007, and 231.205 billion Won last year.

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UNICEF maintains operations in DPRK

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Although the UN World Food Program was asked to leave the DPRK in March, along with US relief workers, the UN children’s fund (UNICEF) is still distributing relief supplies.  Additionally, the UNDP is about to resume activities.  According to Yonhap:

The U.N. children’s agency said Wednesday its humanitarian aid operations in North Korea remain steady amid diplomatic tensions, and that Pyongyang will soon sign an agreement to allow a nationwide nutritional survey.

“The situation with regard to access and monitoring is the same as it has been in the past,” Gopalan Balagopal, UNICEF representative in Pyongyang, said in an email interview.

“UNICEF undertakes regular field visits to monitor progress of work and holds periodic review meetings with counterparts,” he said.

As part of efforts to improve the health of North Korean children and mothers, the agency will soon sign an agreement with the North Korean government to conduct a nutritional survey across the country, set to start in October, Balagopal said.

“We are finalizing a memorandum of understanding with the government shortly for going ahead with a multiple indicator cluster survey, which will have a nutrition component,” he said.

Another aid agency, the U.N. Development Program, is also preparing to restart its program in North Korea after a two-year hiatus, he said. Four UNDP members came to Pyongyang on May 19, and two of them are staying there, keeping “busy with work for restarting their program,” Balagopal said.

UNDP withdrew from Pyongyang in early 2007 after suspicions arose over North Korea’s misappropriation of development funds.

June is a typically lean period in the North in terms of food security, and UNICEF sees increasing numbers of malnourished children in nurseries and hospitals, according to the official.

North Korea’s harvest this year is expected to fall 1.17 million tons short of food needed to feed its 24 million people, according to the Seoul government. Even if the North’s own imports and Chinese aid are counted in, the net shortage will likely surpass 500,000 tons, it said.

Balagopal said his agency has secured about half of its US$13 million target budget for operations in North Korea this year.

He noted there are “some indications” that access to the provinces in the northeast may be restricted to the U.N. agencies. He did not elaborate and said the U.N. will stop its assistance if the access is not guaranteed.

Read the full article here:
UNICEF aid flowing steady in N. Korea: Pyongyang chief
Yonhap
6/3/2009

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DPRK general named in counterfeit scheme

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

According to Fox News:

A top North Korean general and close advisor to the country’s leader, Kim Jong-Il, has been named by U.S. and foreign intelligence agencies as a key figure in the production of high-quality counterfeit $100 bills, called supernotes, according to documents and interviews cited by The Washington Times.

North Korean Gen. O Kuk-ryol, who was recently promoted to the country’s powerful National Defense Commission, is said to be in charge of creating the false $100 bills, which are produced to look nearly indistinguishable from authentic U.S. banknotes. Several members of the general’s family are also believed to be involved, the Washington Times reported.

A government report obtained by the Washington Times from a diplomatic source names Gen. O as one of the regime’s most powerful military figures, and the key person in charge of facilitating the succession of Kim Jong-Il by his third son, Kim Jong-un. The North Korean leader suffered a stroke in August, and his appearance in recent months suggests he is in ill-health.

The information about the general in the report was confirmed by a senior U.S. Intelligence official as well as by additional officials with knowledge of North Korean activities, the Washington Times reported.

North Korea has been linked to counterfeiting for many years, but the recent report is unusually detailed in its account of how North Korea is using illegal activities to raise funds for the regime and its reclusive leader. The new details were released as the United Nations considers new economic sanctions against North Korea for an underground test of a nuclear weapon last week.

The North Koreans deny the allegations. 

You can read previous posts about counterfeiting here.

An organization chart of the DPRK leadership can be seen here in PDF format.  Michael Madden constructed a biography of Gen. O which you can view here.

The Washington Times was founded by the Rev. Sun Myung Moon, who met Kim il Sung, and was responsible for the construction of the Potonggang Hotel in Pyongyang and Pyonghwa Motors in Nampo.

You can find the full Washignton Times story here:
N. Korea general tied to forged $100 bills
Washington Times
Bill Gertz
6/2/2009

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New CRS reports on DPRK

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

The Congressional Research Service (CRS) is one of the primary sources of information for policy makers in the US Congress.  They have recently published three updated reports on the DPRK:

US Assistance to North Korea (PDF)
Mark Manyin and Mary Beth Nikitin 
May 20, 2009

North Korea’s Nuclear Weapons (PDF)
Mary Beth Nikitin 
May 5, 2009

North Korea’s Nuclear Weapons Development and Diplomacy (PDF)
Larry A Nikesch
May 4, 2009

You may download these papers to your computer or print them out, but they are worth being familiar with. 

Other Congressional Service Reports on the DPRK can be found here.

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China sends soft signal to DPRK

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

According to Bloomberg:

China suspended government exchanges with North Korea after Kim Jong-Il’s regime last week tested a nuclear device and fired short-range missiles, Yonhap News said.

China has halted plans to send officials to North Korea and won’t accept visits from Kim’s government either, the Korean- language news agency said today, citing unidentified diplomatic sources in Beijing.

China’s foreign ministry has said the country “resolutely opposes” North Korea’s nuclear test. China on May 25 agreed with the U.S., Japan and Russia to work toward a United Nations Security Council resolution censuring North Korea. The U.S. and Japan want the statement to call for cutting the communist country’s global financial ties, UN diplomats said.

This is slightly more significant than the “tough talk” Beijing is dishing out to the DPRK in the Chinese press. According to Voice of America:

China’s state-run media these days are running stories bluntly criticizing North Korea.  

Tuesday’s English edition of the Global Timesnewspaper quotes Chinese North Korea analyst, Zhang Lianggui, as saying the catastrophe of a mishandled North Korean nuclear test is “an unprecedented threat” to China.

Monday, the paper quoted Tsinghua University professor Sun Zhe as saying North Korea’s nuclear test has apparently spoiled the traditional bonds between the two countries, saying Pyongyang no longer follows Beijing.

 And according to Reuters:

The top item on the Chinese website of Beijing’s embassy in Pyongyang is a condemnation of North Korea’s nuclear test.

That, and a recent blast of blunt criticism of North Korea in China’s state-run press, suggest the rancor that officials feel toward their communist neighbor — anger likely to bring Beijing behind a U.N. resolution condemning the May 25 test and threatening fresh sanctions.

North Korea’s second nuclear test took place 85 km (53 miles) from China’s border, and the tremors from the blast forced many schools on the Chinese side to evacuate, wrote Zhang Lianggui, a prominent Chinese expert on the North.

He warned of catastrophe if Pyongyang mishandles a nuclear test.

“Future generations of the Korean people will have no place of their own, and China’s reviving northeast will burst like a bubble,” Zhang wrote in the Global Times, a popular tabloid, on Tuesday.

“This is an unprecedented threat that China has never faced in its thousands of years.”

The web page of the PRC embassy in Pyongyang is here.  I do not see any of this language on their page.  The top line states “DPRK top leader inspects industrial, farm facilities” and the main story says “Year of China-DPRK friendship aims at enhancing bilateral ties.”  Additionally, in the section devoted to Chinese media on the DPRK, the last story was posted on July 4, 2007.

Read the full story here:
China Suspends North Korea Exchanges, Yonhap Reports
Bloomberg
Kyung Bok Cho and Dune Lawrence
5/31/2009

China Withholds Talk Tough Toward North Korea 
VOA News
6/2/2009

China anger with North Korea echoes in the press
Reuters
6/2/2009

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The Onion: N. Korea Detonates 40 Years Of GDP

Monday, June 1st, 2009

(satire) A reader sends in this gem from the Onion‘s 2006 edition, when the DPRK tested their first nuclear device:

A press release issued by the state-run Korean Central News Agency Monday confirmed that the Oct. 9 underground nuclear test in North Korea’s Yanggang province successfully exploded the communist nation’s total gross domestic product for the past four decades.

“This is a grand day for the Democratic Peoples Republic Of Korea, whose citizens have sacrificed their wages, their food, and their lives so that our great nation could test a nuclear weapon thousands of feet beneath our own soil,” read an excerpt from the statement. “Now the rest of the world must stand up and take notice that the DPRK, too, is capable of decimating years of its wealth at any given moment.”

North Korea’s announcement would appear to support the CIA’s intelligence information on the blast. According to the CIA, over 500 tons of compressed purchasing power, the equivalent of 40 years of goods and services produced by the impoverished country, vaporized in 560 billionths of one second. The device consumed 15 years of peasant wages’ worth of uranium, two decades of agricultural- and fishery-export profits’ worth for its above-ground emplacement tower, and the lifetime earnings of the entire workforce of the Kilchu fish-canning factory for tungsten/carbide-steel bomb casings.

“A nuclear device that size explodes with the force of 10 to 15 tons of TNT, or a moderately sized economic boom,” said Ronald Shimokawa, a physicist at Los Alamos National Laboratory. “The detonation most likely sent the burning, liquified remains of North Korea’s economy deep into the Earth’s core.”

Here are some previous posts from the OnionThe DPRK’s space program, Kim’s health.

Read the full story here:
N. Korea Detonates 40 Years Of GDP
The Onion
10/18/2006

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