Friday fun Smörgåsbord
1. Lots of artistic depictions of the DPRK’s traffic girls.
2. A North Korean defector runs a restaurant in the DC area. I will have to check it out soon.
3. Hollywood is out of ideas. Red Dawn, which I will confess to enjoying in my youth, is being remade. This time the North Koreans are invading. Really.
4. James Gandolfini (AKA Tony Soprano) will be portraying New Jersey’s Bar-B-Q ambassador to the DPRK. Non-fiction. Really.
5. DPRK advises people to use pets as earthquake early warning system.
6. Pyongyang goes pop: Jarvis Cocker unites the divided.
7. Aidan Foster-Carter really dislikes Homefront.
8. Protips for increased dictator longevity.
